I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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