I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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