every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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