you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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