I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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