Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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