the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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