come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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