her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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