It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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