I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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