Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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