I just made out with a guy for $7.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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