Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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