so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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