she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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