so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Randomize