Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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