i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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