You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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