ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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