i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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