Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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