I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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