Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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