So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She even gives head with a lisp.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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