her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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