Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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