My pussy is not your playground.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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