Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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