Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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