1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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