Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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