so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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