Got a toothbrush?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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