its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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