there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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