OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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