I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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