Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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