I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
you win again, gameday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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