I want to walk on stilts...naked
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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