But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can text with my tongue
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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