I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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