I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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