oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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