I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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