So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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