Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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