I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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